Letters to Ebay by Art Farkas

Author:Art Farkas [FARKAS, ART]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780446198523
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Published: 2010-03-27T04:00:00+00:00

bust: 42"

hips: 42"

length: 24"

I have been looking for a sheep sweater for my sister, Marty, and have hit pay dirt with your auction. You see, Marty’s left eye was gouged out by a rabid sheep back on our farm in Kansas when she was eight years old. (The sheep’s name was ironically Pokey.) Marty still wakes up screaming “No hooves! No hooves!” It’s been a tough road for Marty, but she has trudged on like a champion. She was considered an outcast in our small farming town and I once had to ward off an angry mob armed with pitchforks at our door in 1983. Fast forward to 2006—she’s now a professional bow hunter and I have an idea that would involve your Cardigan Sheep Sweater. She would place the sweater on a bail of hay and destroy it with poison-tipped arrows. This would give her great satisfaction and some closure as well. Along with bow hunting she’s also an excellent marble player. How many inches wide are the sheep? Are their eyes red like Pokey’s? How many hits before it might unravel? Thanks.

Art

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